Funny sms; 9386 messages
Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->
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~SPORTS NEWS~
The Most Dangerous Match of 2009 Coming on MAY 12 Between MQM & ANP, on the Roads of KARACHI.
Both Teams r waiting 4 this Match...
ANP called his Talented Players 4m Tribal Areas..
MQM will Play with his local but most experience Players..
Umpires: POLICE & RANGER... Live & Exclusive only on TV.. Don''t Miss it.. For more detail Visit Karachi on May 12 at 8am till 10pm.. ;->
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Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
''''Ab kya lene aayi ho''''
Pathan ki B-v boli
''''Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi'''';->
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Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.
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Dentist Ki Beti-
Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?
Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua
Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya
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A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off
By
Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
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Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Man: I don''t have.
Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
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Where did love born ?
Guess . .
Simple
In CHINA!
Becoz it has no warranty.
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What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !
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U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:
1. No free msg
2. No bal
3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''
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Dil mai app,
Ankhön mai app,
Sansøø mai app,
Har jaga app hi app,
Na jane kab hogi hamari zindagi
"JARASEEM"
se pak... =P ;->
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1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.
Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->
Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P
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-//ATtItUdE//-
w H o
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t X t
k I n G
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w H o...=P;->
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> > B A d L u C k < <
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W a n t
T o
K i L L
T h e
B i g g e s t
F o o L
O f
T h e
W o r l d
''B u t''
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D n t
K n o w
Y o u r
A d d r e s s .=P;->
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Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do
Faraz
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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->
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